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With his brace against the LA Galaxy, Tai Baribo reached 10 goals in the fewest games in a single season in club history

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Post Match Thread: 🐍 3 🌌 2

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MATCH THREAD: Union vs. LA Galaxy

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Post Match Thread: 🐍 2 🚧 2

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Frankie Westfield Goal 64’ Minute (Union 2 - Crew 1)

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MATCH THREAD: Union vs. Columbus Crew

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Union 2025: MLS Official Roster Profile

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Post Match Thread: 🐍 1 ⚔️ 1 (Union win on Pens: 5-4)

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Open Cup R32 Match Thread: Union vs. Indy Eleven

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Post Match Thread: 2 🐍 1 French Canada

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MATCH THREAD: Union at Montreal

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POST MATCH: 🐍 3 🦅 0

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MATCH THREAD: Union vs. DC United

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Post match : 3-0

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MATCH THREAD: Union vs. Atlanta FC

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Union host Indy Eleven in US Open Cup

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Post Match Thread: 🐦 1 🐍 0

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MATCH THREAD: Union @ NYCFC

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Gazdag fee: 4 million plus incentives (up to 500k) - per Joe Tansey

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Andre Blake moves into top 5 in MLS for most Shut-Outs of all time

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Post Match Thread: o-o

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MATCH THREAD: Union vs. Orlando City

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Post Match Thread: 🦩 2 🐍 1

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MATCH THREAD: Union at Inter Miami

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